[theo_luddite]

Overnight stays in England could be banned in new lockdown restrictions.

WTF? Thank fook? Not allowed to stay overnight in your own house now?

I've still got my iddy biddy tent from when I were a lad. I mean, can't stay in your own house overnight so join the homeless encampment down by the cut? I'm sure they'll welcome us as long as we bring 'em back for a fry up every morning.How much booze do I need to survive overnight then?

We might need some training chaps. I need to see if I've still got enough straight pegs.



I can bring beers, cider and vodka if it helps